Nuts, I love them, so should you, unless of
course you go into anaphylactic shock and die? Nuts are regarded as a luxury
and charged VAT, unless they are raw, I’m sensitive to this since I shop in
Costco, which is nominally wholesale, prices are displayed ex VAT in big characters
and VAT inc in small. So I buy raw nuts, but raw nuts are bland. I add butter to the wok, throw in my mixed raw nuts
and a good grinding of sea salt, fry until they are smelling delicious and
turning colour. These are an anytime snack, feeling peckish, grab a handful.
Apparently they are good nutritionally because they contain trace elements
like selenium ‘n stuff that’s hard to get elsewhere. I don’t give a shit
about that I just like ‘em. People say “Oh, too many calories” “Too much
fat” I’ve never heard of anybody getting too fat to wipe, on nuts, DONUTS! Yes.
Nuts don’t make you fat. There will soon be a good selection of raw shelled
nuts in the supermarket, let’s get Wokking.